I haz cucumbah stuck in me butthole (Is that inappropiate?) Did I even spell that right? Oh god! So many questions!!! D:
I ain't no damn newspapah!
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Obtain the slingshot
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Beat the game.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!